Boredom can drive people to do things they don't usually bother.
I have decided in all my sanity to show you how I put on my usual makeup. Asking why this is called 'Eye Make'? Simply because I only put on eye makeup and none other. No fancy stuff from me here. I do non of foundation, concealer, blush, bronzer and the likes. For a start, there are no foundation nor concealer appropriate sold off the shelf that suits my skin tone. Secondly, I detest having the powdery/sticky feel on my face. Last but not least, it saves me money and keeps my skin healthy and natural. Ok, enough of my nonsense. Here's what happens.
First off, I equip myself with the necessary tools for my daily makeup routine. The following items I use are:
1. Biore Perfect Milk UV Lotion SPF 50 (for body and face)
2. KOJI Spring Heart Eyebrow Pencil (in dark brown)
3. KOJI Spring Heart Eyeliner Pencil (in black)
4. Eyebrow Brush (think mascara brush without the mascara)
5. Q-tips (or what Singaporeans call cotton buds)
Common sense says that you start off with a clean face. So here you have it.

Ugh! It's ugly, I know. But FUCK U for thinking that too 
To kick start my makeup, I apply sunblock as a base for my face. Of course, this is done after you complete your proper regime, for example, facial wash, toner and moisturizer, if you follow any. Then I do my eyebrows. Using the eyebrow pencil, I draw out the ends of my eyebrows first. Make sure they taper at the ends. This is not uniform line drawing.

Yup, the ends. See how they taper at the ends?
For me, there is no hard and fast rule as to how arch or long I should draw my brows. I draw them base on how my brow bones guide my pencil when I run it across my face. In any case you are interested in learning how to draw the generic brows, drop me a comment
Following which, I add more 'hair' to the front of my brows. As you can see, I have really short brows that start too late and end too early.

Now this is how eyebrows should start! Curses 
Sometimes, on the road, you may see people walking around with seriously drawn drawn eyebrows. That's not typo error. I'm emphasizing on it. People who have eyebrows that are really drawn on. The 'drawn on' look. The 'tattoo-ed' look. That's more like it. Yes, the kinds you see on aunties and people who don't know what's good for them. Don't be a victim. It's disgustingly vulgar!!!
Use a eyebrow brush to soften your line. The brush not only helps to create a more natural look, it tidies your brow at the same time.

Stroke it gently from front to end. Don't be an idiot 

Isn't it better? Now it looks like my brows grew gently and uniformly from start to end.
For those who have 'holes' in their not-so-perfectly trimmed brows, fill in the gaps only after you complete this step. Common sense says too, that you don't color the gaps like you are coloring a picture, you gently stroke your pencil along the direction of growth of your hair along the gaps. After which, you can do a second combing to evenly distribute the color.
Now that my eyebrows are done, I proceed on to my eyes. For me, I like putting on eyeliner because it accentuates my small eyes and makes me visually interesting 
Up till this stage, if you hate what you see, then fuck off. I don't give a damn to people who can't appreciate my effort.

Drawing a guideline on each lid first helps me in filling up the rest of the area later on.

Well, it also helps to let you see whether they are balanced on each side.
I don't usually bother to check at this stage because I can easily do the addition/subtraction method if I find either side is too much or little for my liking.

Tada! The top lids are done. This requires practice for people who are, well, basically not good.
You can end your eye makeup here but for me, I like to go a tad bit visual kei. It's personal preference.

This is half of what I usually put on my upper lids. It really depends on my mood. For now, I'm lazy, so it's not really prominent when I open my eyes.

Ah~! The visual nuances.
I like my lower lids drawn too. I don't suggest drawing the lower lids all the way to the ducts because it will block out your entire eye and makes it look 'stick-on' and very uncool... especially if you have small eyes like me. Likewise, for people with huge eyes, don't do that either cos it'll destroy the beauty of your eyes. That tiny mistake will make your eyes look very overdone and dead.
You can choose to add in mascara after this step but I think it is not necessary because chances are, with such thick eyelines, people won't see your mascara cladded lashes. Thus, I'm not bothered.

Yes, yes, this is it. I am so damn unglowing right here...
if time permits, I may try out other ways of putting on my makeup. Till then, don't expect any of such things again.
Cheers.